just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere
Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them
Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door