visenyatargaryyen:

laughtercues:

kingjohnkat:

redphonebox:

just so we’re clear, i use

dude

bro

man

gurl

babe

bby

loser

as gender-neutral and affectionate names

don’t forget son

What am I forgetting dad

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You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.

(via thetiffanyblews)

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

(via sorry)

lilpusherlovergirl:

horror movies that begin with “based on a true story”

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(via sorry)

sorry:

Someone told me yesterday that I have nice legs…. I know what you’re planning, these are my legs you cannot have them

(via sorry)

tornrnypickles:

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying “come in” when they knock on the stall door

(via letsfack)